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Bernard !

I waited 20 minutes in the airport at but but alas you were unpresent. I possessed a hamper filled tomatoes with to greet you, but you made me seem like an idiot. I dropped my tomatoes and now I have deep regret because what to devaour? What occurred, honey? I am actually worried so much I vomited after coming home. Why are you not responding? You are very unserious and unresponsible, Bernie. This costed a fortune. Where are you ? Did Mallory halt your voyage ? Reply ASAP !!!!

Paulo

Bernie,

IT'A TWO WEEK NOW. I called the police but they could care less and told me to call France police. I am incapable I do not wield French tongue. So it is hopeless. Your not funny.

Pauli

BernaRD, 

maybe you're kid is eating this letters? I am having thoughts about you and I and how I licked your feet an dyou gurgled. I yearn for caouch cuddling. Respond.

P.

Paulo,

I cannot arrive. Mallory holds me captive. I am srry. I can do nothing. Please organize me to elope ? help me Paulo I want to stroke your baldness tenderly....

5ever urs
BERNARD

Dear diary
I wroted Pualo I cannot arrive. Merde lies. True Mallory imprionsed me in the sewer and I cannot go but I do not wish to go. I love her. She's my only child and I love pranks with davy on Jones Jones is so dumb he's so swollen Mallory kicks with him all the time. Yet I have romance for Paulo my feet shake and palms sweat ? but maybe it's just the sex. allory is blood thickers than water I must persist here.
but what to do, between the devil and the sea?