Merci for your letter ! I am also very excited from letters from you, once I almost strangled a postman because he didn’t have no letter from you he only had some games about a girl with a talking sword that my girl says are tres bien. I think she means they taste delicious because I see her licking them. I’d rather lick a Brazilian nut(not Brazil nut, you silly dummy !)myself !

Thank you very much for inviting me ! I will gladly come for holydays but I cannot yet since Mallory is coming of age ! I need to decorate her nice box. We must roast tomatoes by the fire ! But when I’m did we can roast our toes by the fireplace in your home but maybe not since it’s so hot in Brazil ! Not as hot as you ! I know you don’t have sympathy for Mallroy but she’s a good child, very good. She helps me bakery business though worries me what she done in the sewers every day and she dirtied my basement. But such is the way of young children ! She is a rebel now and I must accept. You too Paulo I love you merde much but Mallory is my daughter I love her more though you are sexier. But she will be an adult so I can come. Don’t worry about me though. And the feets(not foots!)are very nice people ! You would like the especially Davy since he is always fun, Jones is gloomy so he makes me angray sometiems and Mallory kicks with him and never with Davy.

So long ! I cannot resist writing to you my sweet potato honey-bunny Brazilian nut ! We wil see each other soona nd I will post this later very soon but first I need to go to the toilet hopefully you’ll get this later this week.

Je’ataime

Bernie

PS my english got gooder did it?